Funny Water Still Water
A naturally flavored boozy water with absolutely no carbonation
A refreshing, non-carbonated water with a light touch of alcohol and subtle natural fruit flavors. It offers a completely flat, crisp, and incredibly clean drinking experience with zero bubbles.
Pairs with
Grilled chicken skewers with lime
Fresh cucumber and tomato salad
Light goat cheese
Origin & serving
USA
Pint glass
Ice cold (33-38F)
Founded in 2021, the creators of Funny Water sought to disrupt the hard seltzer category by removing the carbonation entirely. They envisioned a light, sessionable drink that minimizes bloating and delivers pure flavor.
Funny Water was created as a mindful alternative in the crowded canned beverage market, focusing on still, flat water instead of heavy carbonation. Crafted by a modern producer and craft lab, it aims to deliver effortless hydration with a gentle buzz.